Mr. Beep! is that a new jacket you’re wearing?

Why, yes, my puny beholder. How nice of you to notice.
- No problem at all. I just noticed. So, yeah.
[...] yeah.
- yeah.
[awkward silence]

- Uhm…do you wanna tell me a little bit about your new jacket?
For gods sake man! I just want this awefull writing to stop. I’ll tell you about it.

Yes ladies and gents. We got ourselves a little make-over. We’re not there yet completely, there are still some bugs crawling in our pants, but nothing to worry about.

Well, that’s not completely true. We have introduced a new rule:

If we see you browsing this site with the horror of the internet, also known as Internet Explorer 6, we’ll track your ip, find your house and beat you silly with the rotting remains of a dead seal.

Besides that, nothing to worry about. We should be good in a week or two.

Now, what’s new?

1. An improved Homepage
Did you also tire of the same static homepage we got running? Bet you did. That’s why we changed it to an a little dynamic wonder wich includes our latest news, annoying banners, featured videos, upcoming shows and our complete discography just one click away. All that must be good for at least two seconds of your attention I’m sure.

2. A blog which is actually nice to read
Well, yeah. That.

3. A Webshop
Finally it’s up and running. The perfect place to spend your complete savings. At the moment you’ll find some of our latest releases, but expect this baby to fill up pretty soon with all kinds of good stuff.
Unfortunately for our Dutch friends we don’t support ideal as a payment method at the moment. We highly recommend using Paypal instead. It’s free, pretty easy to set up,very safe, and easy to use.

4. Subscribe box
Also worth mentioning is our Newsletter subscribe box in the upright corner. You can easily fill in one of your emailadresses so we can annoy you with our monthly newsletter. From now on every newsletter will contain some nice little prizes, so you better start typing in that email this very second!

5. Projects
As yall know we do a lot more than just sitting behind our desks and being the coolest indielabel around. To prove our point we set up a page called ‘projects‘. This page needs a little work at the moment, but you’ll get a glimpse of our Vette Analoge Shit programme, our videos, our radioshow and soon loads more of all the cool things we do.

That’s about it. Enjoy browsing our new and improved website. Loads of thanks goes out to our talented developer mr. marten 404 timan.